I’ve a few friends who were traumatized by poultry. One from a goose bite to the behind when the goose was taller than her and another from visiting a relative’s farm and having a headless chicken chase him across the yard. The parents, in both cases, found the events hilarious.
Geese are the next closest thing to pure malevolence*. Horrible fowl, and often quite disgusting when they get really old, but quite tasty with peanut sauce and noodles.
*Note that I didn’t say evil. Aardvarks are pure evil**.
**But not necessarily at all malevolent. They may actually be quite nice. It’s complicated.
ARRRRGGG NO! my Gaolers return! They’re after us all! dibbleplusungood! dibbleplusungood!
and you thought my earlier anti-duck rand was a RANDOM act of madness, didn’t you all? Nope: It was a carefully planned act of fanboy madness, as ever.
Sometimes, when someone is hurt or traumatised or in the depths of despair, you just need to come out and say something weird.
Poor Murai…
It’s tough, having a crush on a guy that thinks your best friend is a being of pure wickedness.
I’ve a few friends who were traumatized by poultry. One from a goose bite to the behind when the goose was taller than her and another from visiting a relative’s farm and having a headless chicken chase him across the yard. The parents, in both cases, found the events hilarious.
Murai kind of looks like a duck in that last panel, which makes it even funnier 🙂
What? The kamikaze vampire veggies weren’t amazing? :/
http://www.neilgaiman.com/mediafiles/exclusive/Audio/SinisterDucks-MarchoftheSinisterDucks.mp3
Has someone been reading Get Medieval?
Alan Moore says ducks are evil… and I believe him…
My uncle was once chased by a goose…
Geese are the next closest thing to pure malevolence*. Horrible fowl, and often quite disgusting when they get really old, but quite tasty with peanut sauce and noodles.
*Note that I didn’t say evil. Aardvarks are pure evil**.
**But not necessarily at all malevolent. They may actually be quite nice. It’s complicated.
ARRRRGGG NO! my Gaolers return! They’re after us all! dibbleplusungood! dibbleplusungood!
and you thought my earlier anti-duck rand was a RANDOM act of madness, didn’t you all? Nope: It was a carefully planned act of fanboy madness, as ever.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MorallyAmbiguousDucktorate