December 30th, 2007


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Discussion (15)¬

  1. The Dark Ferret says:

    “NOT A SMITING GOD” Would be a great name for a rock group…

    (Soooooo channeling David Letterman here…)

  2. Lanthir says:

    …Is it okay if I use the line “I am not a smiting god,” or something derived from it, in a song at some point?

  3. EveryZig says:

    I knew Jhalm was too badass to lose that easily off-screen.

  4. Jiyambi says:


    “Does your god smite?”


    “Ow! I thought your god didn’t smite!”

    “That’s not my god.”

  5. Rowanmdm says:

    Ker-Smite! ROFL

  6. TekServer says:


  7. BunnyRock says:

    Jiyambi- love the Pink Panther reference. I know they didn’t make up that joke, but if i recall that film series used it at least three times..

  8. Tarnish says:

    Smite me, oh Mighty Smiter of Smitees!

  9. Kelardry says:

    I’m sorry, we’re fresh out of smites. Perhaps one of these will do instead.
    Ker-splud! splat! squithmpglugh!* Thud! Bong!
    (I never was a smiter. )
    the sound of a large squash committing a Karroku Assault.

  10. Kisame says:

    Then at least whip them with your trunk?

  11. Murasaki says:

    “Whose god is it?”
    “Might be yours….”

    ((by own lines. where the other ones in reference to something?))

  12. Lord the 22nd says:

    Dammit Jim, I’m a compassionate god, not a smiter!

  13. JET73L says:

    “…You’ll have to go about ninety miles east, to Khalighat, for the nearest smiting god. If you like, I could lend you a metaphorical pigeon, or perhaps move a boulder out of your way if you don’t mind meditating as I give you strength before doing the actual pushing with your own paws.”

  14. WestRider says:

    This one always reminded me of something from Alien Loves Predator, but I couldn’t find it in the Archives. Finally found it in the Extras section, it was a contest for people to come up with art for an unused script: http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=393

    The relevant exchange:
    Abe: Smite it! Smite it!
    Jesus: I know only Compassion, Abe.
    Abe: If you are a Compassionate God, you will smite it!