For a second there, when Mr. Second-Speech-Bubble-Guy said “Hag” I was like “OH NO YOU DIDNT!” but then I remembered that everyone calls her that… and all I could say was “Oh…” and be dissapointed. Nevermind the fact that he just threatened her, but calling her names… oh no he didnt. And also, Jhalm lapdancing… I’d pay for that.
Since when did any sort of griddle have a lap? Unless you had an anthropomorphic kitchen utensil that just wouldn’t work. Unless it was in a Disney Film where a servant of a cruel French lord was cursed to be a griddle until the lord discovered the value of love: In which case knowing the French there’d be lapdancing for sure. Frankly, If I am somehow the only person who missed that particular scene in “Beauty and the Beast” I feel left out. Cheated, in fact. I want the Jhalm lapdancing nude for a Disney-esque griddle scene that they stole from me back! It must be cannon! I saw it in a fanfic once!
*El-ahrairant scissor-kicks BunnyRock away from keyboard*
I should know by now not to drink while reading this. I barely escaped getting a set of sinuses full of hot noodle-broth while reading the end of Emily’s post.
BunnyRock, surely the griddle-lapdancing scene was in the DTV Christmas specisl for Beauty and the Beast. Anyway, might a Griddle/r/ (electric folding griddle) or a standing griddle (as seen in short-order diners) would sot of have the hot part as a lap?
That face, in the second panel … it never occurred to me before to wonder how Ursula got into my bedroom to photograph my “just waking up painfully” face to use as a model.
Ursula, you are of course welcome back any time. Stick around till I’m fully awake & I’ll treat you to breakfast. (Minus the pickaxe.)
Good luck with that, flunky …
😉
“tapdancing naked on a griddle”
One of my favorite lines. 😀
I misread your comment at first, Raidell. I thought you said “LAPDANCING naked on a griddle”. 8|
I had to go back up to the comic and look carefully to make sure I hadn’t missed THAT line the first couple of times through …
😉
That’s definitely not the sort of activity Jhalm would go in for. Or down on, for that matter.
Brain bleach!!
What a speech to wake up to.
For a second there, when Mr. Second-Speech-Bubble-Guy said “Hag” I was like “OH NO YOU DIDNT!” but then I remembered that everyone calls her that… and all I could say was “Oh…” and be dissapointed. Nevermind the fact that he just threatened her, but calling her names… oh no he didnt. And also, Jhalm lapdancing… I’d pay for that.
Since when did any sort of griddle have a lap? Unless you had an anthropomorphic kitchen utensil that just wouldn’t work. Unless it was in a Disney Film where a servant of a cruel French lord was cursed to be a griddle until the lord discovered the value of love: In which case knowing the French there’d be lapdancing for sure. Frankly, If I am somehow the only person who missed that particular scene in “Beauty and the Beast” I feel left out. Cheated, in fact. I want the Jhalm lapdancing nude for a Disney-esque griddle scene that they stole from me back! It must be cannon! I saw it in a fanfic once!
*El-ahrairant scissor-kicks BunnyRock away from keyboard*
I should know by now not to drink while reading this. I barely escaped getting a set of sinuses full of hot noodle-broth while reading the end of Emily’s post.
BunnyRock, surely the griddle-lapdancing scene was in the DTV Christmas specisl for Beauty and the Beast. Anyway, might a Griddle/r/ (electric folding griddle) or a standing griddle (as seen in short-order diners) would sot of have the hot part as a lap?
That face, in the second panel … it never occurred to me before to wonder how Ursula got into my bedroom to photograph my “just waking up painfully” face to use as a model.
Ursula, you are of course welcome back any time. Stick around till I’m fully awake & I’ll treat you to breakfast. (Minus the pickaxe.)
😉