I can recall many times actually, but that was my own experience. Though, I think the actual disturbing part is more related to “shipping”, and I assure you shipping comes in more than just fanfiction, yup…
wOOOOOp! wOOOOOp! This is the Captain speaking! Rival paring proposed! Prepare for ship-to-ship combat! All hands to battle-stations! We’ll not let the good ship Hag/Ocular slug go down without a fight!
But captain! Hag/Digger could prove a valuable ally in fighting of the kriegsmarine pocket-battleship Digger/Ed, the most sick and wrong ship ever proposed! Well, apart from the Super-Battleship SMS Hermione-Harry, but that was snuck by the cannon’s of canon in the great war of ’07, the battle of the 21 July if I recall! And we’re just a crack-pairing class cruiser, we need allies! Allies other than the HMS Surka/Statue!
Very well Lieutenant-commander El-ahrairant, retreat from the theatre of combat: let’s sit this shipping-war out and hope the more disturbing parings destroy each other. Make it so!
BunnyRock: you don’t, by any chance, comment on “Evil Diva” under a different name, do you? I ask because your post here is very reminiscent of some of the grand naval “shipping” battles that occurred in the comments there in years past.
“Next best thing to Untouchable”… kind of an unfortunate word choice with the Hindu motif.
I love the admonition in the last pane …
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I love the Hag. If I were a fanfic writer, I’d be writing Digger/Hag — they’re a perfect love/hate match!
That’s slightly disturbing, Lee… but you DID say ‘fanfiction,’ and I cant recall a time when fanfiction wasnt disturbing.
I can recall many times actually, but that was my own experience. Though, I think the actual disturbing part is more related to “shipping”, and I assure you shipping comes in more than just fanfiction, yup…
wOOOOOp! wOOOOOp! This is the Captain speaking! Rival paring proposed! Prepare for ship-to-ship combat! All hands to battle-stations! We’ll not let the good ship Hag/Ocular slug go down without a fight!
But captain! Hag/Digger could prove a valuable ally in fighting of the kriegsmarine pocket-battleship Digger/Ed, the most sick and wrong ship ever proposed! Well, apart from the Super-Battleship SMS Hermione-Harry, but that was snuck by the cannon’s of canon in the great war of ’07, the battle of the 21 July if I recall! And we’re just a crack-pairing class cruiser, we need allies! Allies other than the HMS Surka/Statue!
Very well Lieutenant-commander El-ahrairant, retreat from the theatre of combat: let’s sit this shipping-war out and hope the more disturbing parings destroy each other. Make it so!
Ah, how it is to see the hag slowly sink into resignation about Digger staying out of situations that supercede her instructions.
BunnyRock: you don’t, by any chance, comment on “Evil Diva” under a different name, do you? I ask because your post here is very reminiscent of some of the grand naval “shipping” battles that occurred in the comments there in years past.
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Unfortunately, in this naval combat, I’m afraid I’m the Captain of the proud Deutschland-class cruiser Digger/Ed. And I will go down with this ship.