I’m sorry, we’re fresh out of smites. Perhaps one of these will do instead.
Ker-splud! splat! squithmpglugh!* Thud! Bong!
(I never was a smiter. )
___________________
the sound of a large squash committing a Karroku Assault.
“…You’ll have to go about ninety miles east, to Khalighat, for the nearest smiting god. If you like, I could lend you a metaphorical pigeon, or perhaps move a boulder out of your way if you don’t mind meditating as I give you strength before doing the actual pushing with your own paws.”
This one always reminded me of something from Alien Loves Predator, but I couldn’t find it in the Archives. Finally found it in the Extras section, it was a contest for people to come up with art for an unused script: http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=393
The relevant exchange:
Abe: Smite it! Smite it!
Jesus: I know only Compassion, Abe.
Abe: If you are a Compassionate God, you will smite it!
“Does your god smite?”
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v177/wontolla/oldstuff/smite.gif
“NOT A SMITING GOD” Would be a great name for a rock group…
(Soooooo channeling David Letterman here…)
…Is it okay if I use the line “I am not a smiting god,” or something derived from it, in a song at some point?
I knew Jhalm was too badass to lose that easily off-screen.
Hehehe….
“Does your god smite?”
“No”
“Ow! I thought your god didn’t smite!”
“That’s not my god.”
Ker-Smite! ROFL
😀
Jiyambi- love the Pink Panther reference. I know they didn’t make up that joke, but if i recall that film series used it at least three times..
Smite me, oh Mighty Smiter of Smitees!
I’m sorry, we’re fresh out of smites. Perhaps one of these will do instead.
Ker-splud! splat! squithmpglugh!* Thud! Bong!
(I never was a smiter. )
___________________
the sound of a large squash committing a Karroku Assault.
Then at least whip them with your trunk?
Eheheh.
“Whose god is it?”
“Might be yours….”
((by own lines. where the other ones in reference to something?))
Dammit Jim, I’m a compassionate god, not a smiter!
“…You’ll have to go about ninety miles east, to Khalighat, for the nearest smiting god. If you like, I could lend you a metaphorical pigeon, or perhaps move a boulder out of your way if you don’t mind meditating as I give you strength before doing the actual pushing with your own paws.”
This one always reminded me of something from Alien Loves Predator, but I couldn’t find it in the Archives. Finally found it in the Extras section, it was a contest for people to come up with art for an unused script: http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=393
The relevant exchange:
Abe: Smite it! Smite it!
Jesus: I know only Compassion, Abe.
Abe: If you are a Compassionate God, you will smite it!